WHY GARY NEVILLE WILL NEVER BECOME A REAL BOY

TBT HQ is still hot as hell following a heat wave.

Due to bullshit weather these ungodly circumstances, TBT feel someone should cop it.

There, that's our justification. So without further ado, here's 5 reasons why Gary Neville will never become a real man.


1. His father has two first names.
Neville Neville.

2. He has a fucking rubbish pencil thin mustache that makes Magnum PI, Jesus and Mike Hagger Cry in unison.
That (below) is not a man with a mustache. This is a man with a fucking mustache.









(left) Not a CURLEH MUSTACHE


3. He was hand raised by Satan and doesn't feel mortal pain.
How else do you explain his resilience to years of victimisation by his own people?








4. His own fucking teammates don't like him


5.Own. Goal.Euro.Qualifier.Fail

Contains at least 79% Football, 29% Truth