There are three things most important in life TBT will go on record by saying Street Fighter is better than Jesus. In fact, Street Fighter would kick Jesus' arse. Most probably at Street Fighter, and maybe football.
Having used possibly the worst sedgeway in history, here's a few reasons why the World Cup would be loads better if it was more like Street Fighter.
1. Jackie Chan is awesome, even better dressed as Chun-Li
Mr Chan was used as a marketing gimmick to help promote the Beijing Olympics, but arguably his finest moment was as a promotional pawn for Street Fighter. Sepp, use Mr Chan to pimp South Africa 2010. Fuck it, have him fight a puma. Perhaps, an indomitable lion?
2. In Street Fighter, every country in the world is represented, except Australia - enter Craig Foster, World Warrior
Following Australia's disastrous first round exit at the hands of an unnamed South American nation at South Africa 2010, the FFA conduct a public enquiry into previous Socceroo captains. Craig's highly public praise for South American playing styles casts a long shadow over Fozzie. In order to prove his innocence and undying loyally to Australia, Craig wanders the globe in an attempt to seek penance and redemption in the eyes of Australian fans. Craig enters the international fighting tournament, facing each and every South American-based fighter to rediscover his sense of self and be reborn, possibly becoming irrepressible.
3. World Cup Anthems are awesome - combine them with Street Fighter songs and we have a winner
Perhaps Portugal could look to these guys for a world cup anthem?
I appreciate that this post is poorly thought out. But fuck it. You just saw a dog play Street Fighter against a bust of Napoleon. If you didn't, hit the link.
And for those other people, there's Chicken-Football
Contains at least 79% Football, 29% Truth
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